December 31, 2009
December 15, 2009
The Great Brunoskie
Hello family! My name is Brunoskie, you may know me as Bruno. It is the year 2016 and I have chosen to write you from the future to warn you that I (the young Bru) will be getting into the garbage soon. I remember it well, I ate many things that really made me sick. Please stop me!
You may be wondering why my name is now Brunoskie. That is normal here in the future, it was trendy around 2012 to make your name sound Russian, I really don't know why but mine stuck.
I recall Joey seeing me and instead of stopping me, he just started playing with the bubble wrap I pulled out. William was busy playing Wii and didn't notice that I was feasting on week old food...how Barbaric!
I am much more sophisticated these days. My puppy party business has taken off and I am living the dream of every pup. Biggoskie and I have made so much money that the momma human dosen't have to work anymore. I drive Biggoskie around to the market and to see Maddie in college because he can't see worth a flip....I know, I used to see poorly before they came up with the puppy eye surgery that makes me see perfectly.
November 19, 2009
November 18, 2009
November 17, 2009
I am Batman!
I couldn't help myself. After Bruno's Batman ordeal, I had to post this picture. It looks just like Bru, doesn't it? He even stands there all confused just like Bru does when the tall people put my beatiful, confidence coat on him.
November 11, 2009
Darth Biggy
Don't underestimate the power of the dark side.Iz love star warz now. all da life-saver talk makes me hungry.
That yoda guy reminds me of Bruno and Chewbacca looks exactly like my cousin Rufus.
November 9, 2009
Iz Clean
The tall people said i smelled like old indian food, so i took a bath.
it took me a while to figure out the magical water fountain and i feel claustraphobic in the big white water cave. the towel warmer was super duper, i love feeling the warm towel on my beautiful flowing hair. i have to dry my hair as quickly as possible or i just can't do anything with it.
bruno refused to join me. i left him unattended and of course he hit his head on the table leg while chasing his tail. i took him to the bed and he rested all day. he says he is feeling better, so i asked him some simple questions to make sure he was ok. i asked him who he was and he responded, 'i am batman'. he then took the bed sheet around his neck and dashed through the house yelling 'where is the joker!'
i thought about not letting him come to the puppy party today, but changed my mind after he put a lampshade on his head and said he was 'king of the kanappers'. yeah, i don't know what that is either. it turned out to be the best puppy party ever!
October 30, 2009
Fun at the fall festival
I got bored and got these pictures off the tall people's camra.
The dizzy machine
Go Will Go
Joe reluctantly waiving
Whoooooaaa!
Get up dat mountain Joey!
Way to go Joe!
Will says, that was a piece of cake.
The dizzy machine
Go Will Go
Joe reluctantly waiving
Whoooooaaa!
Get up dat mountain Joey!
Way to go Joe!
Will says, that was a piece of cake.
October 28, 2009
October 27, 2009
You can't stop the puppy party!
How dare you tall people leave me out in the yard, having to bare all the elements and such!
At first i thought it was great..the sun in my face, the cool brisk air running through my beautiful hair that has grown back. (I shall not revisit that unfortunate episode with the clippers) I was cozy in my green coat, i love my coat.
Then, all of a sudden, I realized that we had a puppy party scheduled, and we were stuck in the back yard like prisoners! So i barked, and barked, and barked some more, but the tall people were nowhere to be found. I was fed up with Bruno by this point, jabbering about an evil, water spouting moster next door. i tried to convince him it was just the sprinklers, but he seemed to not care.
While Bru chased his tail i was plotting our escape from this grassy prison. First, i thought we could come in through the chimney, i've heard the tall people speak of the fat nick fellow who does this. bruno got on my shoulders but he said he barely couldn't reach the top. Next, i try barking at the neighbor, nothing is working.
Then there was this terrible crashing sound. it is the water spouting monster! he has spewed his water all the way over the fence, surely a monster capable of such a destructive act needs all my barking strength to fend off. So i bark, and bark some more, when all of a sudden i see Bruno in the corner of my eye, sprinting full speed towards the door! Before i could yell at him to stop, he turns and jumps head first into the window, then disappears! I may never know how he did it, but he magically got inside.
With a smile on his face and a wag in his tail, he unlocks the door and says, "It's PUPPY PARTY TIME!"
At first i thought it was great..the sun in my face, the cool brisk air running through my beautiful hair that has grown back. (I shall not revisit that unfortunate episode with the clippers) I was cozy in my green coat, i love my coat.
Then, all of a sudden, I realized that we had a puppy party scheduled, and we were stuck in the back yard like prisoners! So i barked, and barked, and barked some more, but the tall people were nowhere to be found. I was fed up with Bruno by this point, jabbering about an evil, water spouting moster next door. i tried to convince him it was just the sprinklers, but he seemed to not care.
While Bru chased his tail i was plotting our escape from this grassy prison. First, i thought we could come in through the chimney, i've heard the tall people speak of the fat nick fellow who does this. bruno got on my shoulders but he said he barely couldn't reach the top. Next, i try barking at the neighbor, nothing is working.
Then there was this terrible crashing sound. it is the water spouting monster! he has spewed his water all the way over the fence, surely a monster capable of such a destructive act needs all my barking strength to fend off. So i bark, and bark some more, when all of a sudden i see Bruno in the corner of my eye, sprinting full speed towards the door! Before i could yell at him to stop, he turns and jumps head first into the window, then disappears! I may never know how he did it, but he magically got inside.
With a smile on his face and a wag in his tail, he unlocks the door and says, "It's PUPPY PARTY TIME!"
October 20, 2009
Way to Go Kiddos!!!
Congrats to all tree kiddos for making good grades!
Who's Awesome?
You're Awesome!
Who's Awesome?
You're Awesome!
Maddie made the A honor roll!
Will made the A,B honor roll!
Joe made good grades!
Good work, keep it up so i get the special chow that drops!
October 19, 2009
Happy Birthday to MEEEE!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE.....and bruno.
I turnz 5 yesterday. Im officially the oldest animal in the house, the patriarch of the fam.
Chillin with my bud Maddie, posing all stylish in my coat. Bruno seems to be in deep thought, he has been studying up on his economics so he can 'fix da markets' as he says. I don't think he knows what he is talking about, he just watches tv a lot.
I turnz 5 yesterday. Im officially the oldest animal in the house, the patriarch of the fam.
Chillin with my bud Maddie, posing all stylish in my coat. Bruno seems to be in deep thought, he has been studying up on his economics so he can 'fix da markets' as he says. I don't think he knows what he is talking about, he just watches tv a lot.
October 15, 2009
!!Caution Neighbors!!
A warning to anyone that may have the misfortune of running into this fellow. His name is Mr. Giggles and he is on my poop list.
Our annual "Halloween Boo with Biggy and Bru" is swiftly approaching and Bruno was resonsible for grabbing some decorations. He comes back with a big smile and a bag of magic beans that Mr. Giggles so kindly sold him at a bargain price of ALL OF OUR MONEY!
Update----1pm
Bruno is currently watching the spot where he planted the magic beans.
October 14, 2009
What a Glooooomy Morning
Good morning my minions. As king and ruler of this houshold iz demand a light be left on when it is gloomy outside. We can't have our puppy parties in the dark! Then again, this weather is making my hair all frizzy, so maybe its a good thing the lady dogs can't see me that well.
Oh, the picture...this is when i told Joe and Catherine to beg for a treat. I almost have them trained.
October 13, 2009
Meet my friend Maddie
Meet Maddie,
I am extra nice to her because she is typically the one to feed me after a long day of puppy partying.
She enjoys art and reading. She made show choir and is a member of the student council.
silly pumkin
I have no reason to post this, but it's close to Halloween and it makes Bruno look ridunkalous.
Meet my friend Will
Meet William, another one of the rascals that interupt my sleeping. He has some sort of Jedi mind trick stuff going on with Bru, but that doesn't work on me; but the light sabor does...man that thing is scary.
Will enojoys riding his bike and playing Wii.
He is a member of Ms. Statum's 4th grade class at H.I.S.
He loves dogs so much that he turned down birthday presents and asked people to donate to the human society instead.
Meet my friend Joey
This is Joey, the youngest of the pack. I like him because he drops the most food.
Welcome to Our Blog!
Welcome to the new Puppy Party Blog, where Bruno and I (your author Biggs) show off the happenings at Casa de Bigg. Bruno will chime in but he hasn't grasped this whole blog idea very well. I'm excited to bring you the news around here and let you know what is going on with those humans that bring me food and stuff. More to come!
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