our new year's resolutions

• not sitting in the house all day
• not sitting in the house all day in pajamas or the confidence coat
• living in the future instead of the past
• not worrying about the future
• watching more tv
• coming up with new excuses for bigger and better puppy parties instead of using the same old excuses
• taking fewer baths to conserve water
• giving up certain foods, such as chocolate and cake donuts
• paying more attention to the children rather than gumby
• not considering others' feelings for once